I'm Getting Nothing for Christmas
I'm getting nothing for Christmas
Mommy and Daddy are mad
I'm getting nothing for Christmas
'Cause I ain't been nothing but bad
I stole some pizza from the box
Somebody snitched on me
Chewed a book, a toy, some socks
Somebody snitched on me
Next year I'll be going straight
Next year I'll be good just wait
Oooh what's that on Jordan's plate
Oh somebody snitched on me
I'm getting nothing for Christmas
Mommy and Daddy are mad
I'm getting nothing for Christmas
'Cause I ain't been nothing but bad
I tried to steal the bunny's kale
Somebody snitched on me
I yanked my sleeping brother's tail
Somebody snitched on me
Next year I will really try
I won't shred paper or steal pizza pie
I won't make all the flowers die
Oh somebody snitched on me
I'm getting nothing for Christmas
Mommy and Daddy are mad
I'm getting nothing for Christmas
'Cause I ain't been nothing but bad
I chewed Barbie's arms and legs
Somebody snitched on me
I stole chocolate Easter eggs
Somebody snitched on me
I ate bunny's hay and threw it up
I chewed Jordan's Hercules cup
I was such a naughty pup
Oh somebody snitched on me
I'm getting nothing for Christmas
Mommy and Daddy are mad
I'm getting nothing for Christmas
'Cause I ain't been nothing but bad
I wouldn't leave the knives alone
Somebody snitched on me
I chewed up Mommy's cordless phone
Somebody snitched on me
Next year I will try so hard
I won't destroy my Mommy's yard
Or chew up all the Christmas cards
Oh somebody snitched on me
I'm getting nothing for Christmas
Mommy and Daddy are mad
I'm getting nothing for Christmas
'Cause I ain't been nothing but bad
I unlocked the door and snuck outside
Somebody snitched on me
I threw up whenever I went for a ride
Somebody snitched on me
I won't embarrass my Mommy in class
I won't dig up the brand new grass
Or pull fur from Jean-Luc's <BLEEP>
Oh somebody snitched on me
I'm getting nothing for Christmas
Mommy and Daddy are mad
I'm getting nothing for Christmas
'Cause I ain't been nothing but bad
When Mommy vacuumed, I pulled the plug
Somebody snitched on me
I made Jordan gag by eating bugs
Somebody snitched on me
Next year when Christmas grows near
I won't have a thing to fear
I'll even give up stealing beer
Oh somebody snitched on me
I'm getting nothing for Christmas
Mommy and Daddy are mad
I'm getting nothing for Christmas
'Cause I ain't been nothing but bad
Left in the car, I honked the horn
Somebody snitched on me
I barked and barked in early morn
Somebody snitched on me
Santa give me one more chance
I won't dig up my Mommy's plants
And then perform my happy dog dance
Oh somebody snitched on me
I'm getting nothing for Christmas
Mommy and Daddy are mad
I'm getting nothing for Christmas
'Cause I ain't been nothing but bad
I pulled some branches off the tree
Somebody snitched on me
When I got mad on my leash I peed
Somebody snitched on me
Next year I'll be good I swear
I won't chew daddy's underwear
When I play with brother I'll fight fair
Oh somebody snitched on me
I'm getting nothing for Christmas
Mommy and Daddy are mad
I'm getting nothing for Christmas
'Cause I ain't been nothing but bad
I made my poor, sweet Jordan cry
Somebody snitched on me
I never had a good alibi
Somebody snitched on me
I'll stop getting muddy and wet
I'll try and be the perfect pet
I'll never grab my daddy's omelette
Oh somebody snitched on me
I'm getting nothing for Christmas
Mommy and Daddy are mad
I'm getting nothing for Christmas
'Cause I ain't been nothing but bad
I almost drove my mommy mad
Somebody snitched on me
I annoyed my tired, overworked dad
Somebody snitched on me
Mommy's hoarse from yelling at me
I destroyed her lilac tree
And annoyed the company
Oh somebody snitched on me
I'm getting nothing for Christmas
Mommy and Daddy are mad
I'm getting nothing for Christmas
'Cause I ain't been nothing but bad
I helped myself to the cookie bag
Somebody snitched on me
I chewed up all the new dishrags
Somebody snitched on me
To my Mommy I won't be rude
I won't keep stealing the kitty's food
I'll try and have a good attitude
Oh somebody snitched on me
I'm getting nothing for Christmas
Mommy and Daddy are mad
I'm getting nothing for Christmas
'Cause I ain't been nothing but bad
I ate Mommy's half-read mystery book
Somebody snitched on me
And stole the soup while it did cook
Somebody snitched on me
If I can have just one little bone
For my sins I will atone
I'll even leave the kitties alone
Oh somebody snitched on me
I won't chew Jordan's new tea set
I won't be bad while at the vets
I'll be good--won't forget
Oh somebody snitched on me
I will try to not act vile
I won't get all crazy and wild
I won't take advantage of the small child
Oh somebody snitched on me
Next year I will win awards
I won't chew up any more boards
Or puke in my Mommy's Accord
Oh somebody snitched on me
Next year I will be the best
Me be bad--you surely jest
I might even let my Mommy rest
Oh somebody snitched on me
-Lt. Woof (aka the bad dog)
