Pillow Talk

That's Jason. He's a bit lazy since he just woke up.

Jason-- "Are those your parents?"

Jason-- "Why do you have a picture of your Mom and Dad on your night stand?"

That's Aaron on his back, talking. (Horrifyingly sordid, isn't it? Naked men touching each other! Nasty sinful bad!)

Aaron-- "Well I suppose because I love them and I want to remind myself of where I came from."

(Frankly, I'm appalled. I'm sure they're all so wretched in their burning lust that they're in some sort of denial, since you know they're all heading straight to Hell.)

Jason-- "Weird."
Aaron-- "Weird because most people you know hate their parents, or weird because most people you know want to forget their past?"

(And to think that they were defiling each other in front of Aaron's parents!)

Jason-- "Well, that...and weird because the photographer had your mother sit down and your father stand...I suppose that reflects some sort of old fashioned idea of opening doors for women, etc. Is that the end of the interview?"
Aaron-- "You don't believe in chivalry?"
Jason-- "No, what bothers me is that in the hetero world they never get to trade places. Men are supposed to be dominant all the time, women, submissive."

(And whats this! This gratuitous, tightly cropped and carefully framed picture of Jason's juicy parts is exactly the sort of trash I'm talking about!)

Aaron-- "A lot of people like it that way."
Jason-- "A lot of people like Seinfeld. Does that make it a good sitcom?"
Aaron-- "Umm...it wasn't a favorite."
Jason-- "There you go--"

That's Matt speaking to Aaron and Jason. (This is all so filthy, really I don't think I can look at this another minute!)

Matt-- "Not that anyone asked me, but have either of you heard of a strap-on? Anyway I'd say its weird if you haven't jettisoned your parents from your life by age 14, so in my book that makes you a decade late."
Aaron-- "In your book, Cabbage Patch Kids should probably be edible. So excuse me if I still choose to put out a picture out of my parents."
Matt-- "Tsk tsk ...touchy bottom. Speaking of putting out, they watched us have sex! And your Dad is STILL glaring, all Holier than Thou!!"

(You'd hope these queers would keep their private pillow talk to themselves, so that we decent people wouldn't have to read all about it...I am breathless with righteous indignation.)

Aaron-- "Well actually, Dad volunteers 20 hours a week for P-Fag, and Mom loves to tell dirty jokes to her friends."
Jason-- "Weird."