No cloning office mates without permission.
If you create a new species, please don't let it out.
Ebola goes on the top shelf of the fridge only; personal snacks go on the bottom.
If you are going to cause a major ecosystem perturbation, could you please clean up afterwards?
Please be sensitive to religious
folks. It is not considered discreet to proclaim, "I am become
death, destroyer of worlds!" when cloning a new bacterium.
Published by Dave Liney, December 1996
Reprinted by Michael P. Owen, August 1999, June 2002 and June 2014