[In-]Frequently Asked Questions

[In-]Frequently Asked Questions
Or, more accurately, questions which have rarely been asked but which I anticipate might be asked some day

You work for Microsoft. Is this their official position or opinion?
No. This website is my personal opinion only. It doesn't ever represent the official opinion of Microsoft on anything at all.

How do I contact you by email?
See the front page

How do I contact you other ways?
You need to start by emailing me. Or hire a private eye. Or whatever.

You posted dating profiles. Are you actually single and interested in meeting people?
Right now, yes. Of course, this can change. Order now, while stocks remain! :)

Do you accept submissions of links?
Yes. But I make no promises that I will ever look at them, or that I will use rational or explicable reasons for chosing what to add to my list. My list of links is personal.

Could you tell me more about X (living in Seattle, moving from England, etc, etc)
Email me. No promises that you'll get a reply, but if enough people ask I might add something here, or reply by mail

Why isn't your page shown when I search Teoma, etc?
I'm not sure. The trick for Google and Yahoo was to get people to link to me. Yahoo still haven't listed me in the main list, but since they aggregate google, I turn up anyway.

What is VsVerifyThrow?
That's an allegedly fascinating question I may get around to writing up here soon.

Does anyone ever ask any of these questions?
So far, no.