Uncle Kneejerk (Killed a Rat Today)
Uncle Knee Jerk killed a rat today
He beat it dead with his shovel
That rat had nothing more to say
Uncle Knee Jerk killed a rat today
Uncle Knee Jerk, he’s a simple man
Kills the things that he don’t understand
He digs his holes and keeps his head in sand
Uncle Knee Jerk, he’s a simple man
Life’s a lot like Uncle Knee jerks shovel
And I am just the rat
I never see the shadow or the trouble
And then down comes the shovel
Everyday gets more depressing
The shovel keeps coming down
The pressures keep on pressing
But I just pick myself up off the ground
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Freak Boy
Selling giant rings for a quarter
In a burned out circus booth
In an old, dead Iowa cornfield
Wearing size 22 shoes
Sits the gentle, Jersey Giant
He's all of 38 years old
He takes all the stares from the passersby
And keeps his eyes on the road
Well, hey, hey…where you going, freak boy?
Where you gonna run?
You know it's hard to hide
When you stand 8 feet 1
His momma knew he was special
From the day that he turned two
When her little boy looked in her eyes
And seemed to look right through
At age 14 he was 7 feet tall
The talk of the neighborhood
When an agent came down from New York City
Our boy was gone for good
Chorus
Well the doctor's said
It was a gland or something in his head
He would have to live with the pain
His knees would always ache when it rains…so strange
He tried his hand at movies
Always cast in the monster's role
But the novelty quickly faded
To make a living he hit the road
Take a picture for a dollar
He smiles at the kids in line
He knows full well that a man his height
Never lives past 39
Chorus
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Gone like a train
Screw the brakes
Throw that switch
It’s gonna take a lot of speed
To scratch this itch
I’m burning like a furnace
Screaming through the night
The tracks start singing something
A losers lullaby
And She’s gone
Like a Train
In the night
She’s gone like a train
Coming down the tracks
Still in the distance
Brakeman stands alone
At faiths insistence
Well I ain’t that brakeman
I’m not insane
He’s your husband
You’re that train
And She’s gone
Like a Train
In the night
She’s gone like a train
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| Blue
Angel
Cigarette, no match
Somebody have a light?
So glad you chose to join us here tonight
Nice dress, success
All eyes are on you
And you're here, my dear, floating around the room
Blue Angel, will I see you around?
Blue Angel, when you coming down?
No charge
It's not hard
When the doorman knows your name
The DJ gives a
Slow wave
Each night looks the same
Dance floor
Big sound
You carve out a little space
Nice moves
So smooth
But you never show your face
Will I see you before the morning comes rushing in?
Will I see you before the night calls you out again?
Cigarette, no match
Somebody have a light?
So glad you chose to come out tonight
Spotlight
So bright
Everybody knows you're on
But back home
They don't
know just what went wrong
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Hog-Tie the Devil
It takes more than a dream
And a faith that’s pure
To kill whatever’s in you
And hope that it’s the cure
He’s been inside me all along
Getting stronger every day
Until I stared him in the eye
Until I heard the voices say
Hog-tie the devil
Push him down the stairs
Hog-tie the devil
Gouge his eyes out with your prayers
Hog-tie the devil
The devil in you
There are people you can talk to
And there are poisons you can take
To make the evil sleep
But you’ll still feel the empty ache
But it takes more than courage
To tie the devil down
Don’t try and kill the infidel
Just keep him underground
Even Jesus got a little devil in him
And the Dalai Lama too
In different amounts
You got the devil too
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Slaves
It’s all about
Kicking ass and taking names
It’s all about
Finding scapegoats, to pin the blame
It’s all about
Working hard and staying late
It’s all about
Dying young and out of shape
It’s all about
Posing for your stupid boss
It’s all about
Nailing Jesus to the cross
It’s all about
Driving cars you can’t afford
It’s all about
Working late and being bored
Working in the salt mine
Don’t worry you’ll be fine
You gotta do it like your daddy did
Help them build the pyramids
Who build those pyramids? The slaves did
Who built the railroads? The slaved did
Who builds shoes for Nike? It’s the slaves
It’s the slaves , it’s the slaves it’s the slaves like you
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Ghosts
I'm not superstitious don't believe in ghosts
Or voices in the darkness, out there in the cold
But lately I hear footsteps I know aren't my own.
My confidence is quickly fading
I know we were careful, you said so yourself
No credit cards or fancy hotels
But maybe we slipped and someone can tell.
Someone who's out there waiting
I could say that I don't care, but
There's a chill I feel in the air.
Makes me shiver down to my bones
He knows, you know.
It's cold cup of comfort that I wash down with fear
No knocks on the door, no danger seems near
Yet, all of these noises and voices I hear
Have my memory reeling
You know once we held promise, but promises are broken
Exposed by the daylight our goodbyes unspoken
Even your perfume lingers longer than you
As we walk out into morning
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Born Again
Like flames in the night
Born to pay off the debt
From her misspent life
First born to royalty
Her soul grew dark
On the backs of others
She left her mark
She was been born again - to pay for past sins
Born again - her soul’s too thin
She was born again - to right the wrongs
Born again to fight the strong
No amount of Mercy
No amount of Charity
Born to live and die for a thousands years
Let them eat cake
Those were her words once
Inside her the demons
That time would confront
Bad Karma’s punishment is
Worse than the guillotine
Marie Antoinette hasn’t
Let loose her final screams
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Diggin' This Hole
I been digging the same damn hole
Ever since we met
I been diggin the same damn hole
My bodies drenched with sweat
I drive all night through the desert
Sand bites my cheek
I see light through the tunnel
The hole his getting too deep
I been digging this hole for you
I been digging this hole
I spent a lifetime digging this hole for you
I spent lifetime digging this hole
I kiss the devil good morning
He made a deal for me
He got me on this treadmill
He don't ever wanna set me free
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| Oswald
Acted Alone
He knows she can hear him talking
at her back as she moves through the house
his voice echoes off of the floor
just wind through the trees
He can hear her boot heels moving
says she's going out
then stops right by the door
and pulls out her keys
Neil Armstrong walked on the moon
Oswald acted alone
There are no UFO's over New Mexico
and Marilyn died by the phone
Can't remember just how it started
Like so many times before
Something left unsaid
or maybe undone
And now he just looks at her
and she stares cold at the floor
the words spin around in his head
she turns and is gone
Chorus
She slips behind the wheel
closes the door too hard
revs the engine too high
turns the radio loud
He doesn't know what to feel
always playing the same old card
Her Ford backs out of the driveway
A familiar sound
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Don't Shoot Me Down
Here I am, crashed out in this bar
This drink my only prop
Morning’s still a long ways off
Does it matter if I stop?
I won’t swim in the deep end of your ocean
I won’t let you shoot me down
I’m flying Kamikaze through the evening
Don’t shoot me down
chorus
Don’t shoot me down
There’s no one here to watch my wing
Don’t shoot me down
There no one here to feel the sting or hear the sound
Don’t shoot me down
I’m not looking for dogfight in the blue sky
‘Cuz I’m damaged from a thousand other flights
Rose petals spiral ever downward
Don’t shoot me down
I been praying for some safe haven
A place to rest my bones
Won’t you let me in for a landing?
St. Christopher will see me home
Chorus
These damn wheels just won’t come down
I’m spinning like the moon up in the sky
Are those landing lights off in the distance?
Maybe it’ll be all right
Tell me it’ll be all right
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Lake Poncetrain
I'm headed down to Lake Poncetrain
Doing 85 on the interstate
Wind whipping through the windows
250 miles to go
I can still hear your voice whisper in my ear,
"Don't you forget me, my dear"
I'm headed down to Lake Poncetrain
Nobody there knows my name
I left so many years ago
Most folks are too young to know
I can still hear your voice whisper in my ear,
"Don't you forget me, my dear"
The leaves were falling from the trees
As dead as you were to me
I still see the look on your face
As I watched you slip beneath the waves
I can still hear her voice linger in my ear,
"Don't you remember, my dear?"
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Autumn's
Cold Tongue
Well it’s Clang Clang Clang,
I bang out my song
on your wind chimes
In time with beat of decay
Roses lay frozen
Asleep in their beds
Dreaming of springtime
But feeling so dead
There’s a cold wind that blows
>From the north end of town
Summer she slumbers
Passed out like a clown
Autumn’s cold tongue
She leaves not a trace
Of a thousand warm nights
That once kissed your face
And I’ll drink from a snifter
Of rust flavored rain
I’ll dry out the hillsides
As I’ll choke the terrain
And it’s Snap Snap Snap
I’ve broken the back
Of another young tree
Freed now some the suns tyranny
Chasing the shadows
Inside the barn
Cracking the heirlooms
That were left at the farm
There’s hard frost that hangs
Over this city of tents
Now I believe
That summer’s been spent
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Red Heart Valentine
Love hearts and impure thoughts
It’s another Valentines Day
Winter washed the colors
From your bouquet
Diamonds and rubies
The symbols of our sad affair
Both born out of fire white-hot
Both so rare
Now when the sun slowly sets
We’ll watch the colors fade away into darkness
Everything gets pale before it dies
So here’s a bright red valentine
Solo / bridge
A murder of crows
So black against the sky
An omen perhaps
That this love will die
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