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Uncle Kneejerk (Stevens)
Freak Boy (Pratt)
Train (Stevens)
Blue Angel (Pratt)
Hog-Tie The Devil (Stevens)
Slaves (Stevens)
Ghosts (Pratt/Stevens)
Born Again (Stevens)
Diggin' A Hole (Stevens)
Oswald Acted Alone (Pratt)
Don't Shoot Me Down (Stevens/Pratt)
Lake Poncetrain (Pratt)
Autumn's Cold Tongue (Stevens)
Red Heart Valentine (Stevens)



Uncle Kneejerk (Killed a Rat Today)

Uncle Knee Jerk killed a rat today
He beat it dead with his shovel
That rat had nothing more to say
Uncle Knee Jerk killed a rat today

Uncle Knee Jerk, he’s a simple man
Kills the things that he don’t understand
He digs his holes and keeps his head in sand
Uncle Knee Jerk, he’s a simple man

Life’s a lot like Uncle Knee jerks shovel
And I am just the rat
I never see the shadow or the trouble
And then down comes the shovel

Everyday gets more depressing
The shovel keeps coming down
The pressures keep on pressing
But I just pick myself up off the ground

Freak Boy

Selling giant rings for a quarter
In a burned out circus booth
In an old, dead Iowa cornfield
Wearing size 22 shoes

Sits the gentle, Jersey Giant
He's all of 38 years old
He takes all the stares from the passersby
And keeps his eyes on the road

Well, hey, hey…where you going, freak boy?
Where you gonna run?
You know it's hard to hide
When you stand 8 feet 1

His momma knew he was special
From the day that he turned two
When her little boy looked in her eyes
And seemed to look right through

At age 14 he was 7 feet tall
The talk of the neighborhood
When an agent came down from New York City
Our boy was gone for good

Chorus

Well the doctor's said 
It was a gland or something in his head
He would have to live with the pain
His knees would always ache when it rains…so strange

He tried his hand at movies
Always cast in the monster's role
But the novelty quickly faded
To make a living he hit the road

Take a picture for a dollar
He smiles at the kids in line
He knows full well that a man his height
Never lives past 39

Chorus

Gone like a train

Screw the brakes
Throw that switch
It’s gonna take a lot of speed
To scratch this itch

I’m burning like a furnace
Screaming through the night
The tracks start singing something
A losers lullaby

And She’s gone
Like a Train
In the night
She’s gone like a train

Coming down the tracks
Still in the distance
Brakeman stands alone
At faiths insistence

Well I ain’t that brakeman
I’m not insane
He’s your husband
You’re that train

And She’s gone
Like a Train
In the night
She’s gone like a train

Blue Angel

Cigarette, no match 
Somebody have a light? 
So glad you chose to join us here tonight 

Nice dress, success 
All eyes are on you 
And you're here, my dear, floating around the room 

Blue Angel, will I see you around? 
Blue Angel, when you coming down? 

No charge 
It's not hard 
When the doorman knows your name 

The DJ gives a 
Slow wave 
Each night looks the same 

Dance floor 
Big sound 
You carve out a little space 

Nice moves 
So smooth 
But you never show your face 

Will I see you before the morning comes rushing in? 
Will I see you before the night calls you out again? 

Cigarette, no match 
Somebody have a light? 
So glad you chose to come out tonight 

Spotlight 
So bright 
Everybody knows you're on 

But back home 
They don't 
know just what went wrong 

Hog-Tie the Devil

It takes more than a dream
And a faith that’s pure
To kill whatever’s in you
And hope that it’s the cure

He’s been inside me all along
Getting stronger every day
Until I stared him in the eye
Until I heard the voices say

Hog-tie the devil
Push him down the stairs
Hog-tie the devil
Gouge his eyes out with your prayers
Hog-tie the devil
The devil in you

There are people you can talk to
And there are poisons you can take
To make the evil sleep
But you’ll still feel the empty ache

But it takes more than courage
To tie the devil down
Don’t try and kill the infidel
Just keep him underground

Even Jesus got a little devil in him
And the Dalai Lama too
In different amounts
You got the devil too

Slaves

It’s all about
Kicking ass and taking names
It’s all about
Finding scapegoats, to pin the blame

It’s all about
Working hard and staying late
It’s all about
Dying young and out of shape

It’s all about
Posing for your stupid boss
It’s all about
Nailing Jesus to the cross

It’s all about
Driving cars you can’t afford
It’s all about
Working late and being bored

Working in the salt mine
Don’t worry you’ll be fine
You gotta do it like your daddy did
Help them build the pyramids

Who build those pyramids? The slaves did
Who built the railroads? The slaved did
Who builds shoes for Nike? It’s the slaves
It’s the slaves , it’s the slaves it’s the slaves like you

Ghosts

I'm not superstitious don't believe in ghosts
Or voices in the darkness, out there in the cold
But lately I hear footsteps I know aren't my own.
My confidence is quickly fading

I know we were careful, you said so yourself
No credit cards or fancy hotels
But maybe we slipped and someone can tell.
Someone who's out there waiting

I could say that I don't care, but
There's a chill I feel in the air.
Makes me shiver down to my bones
He knows, you know.

It's cold cup of comfort that I wash down with fear
No knocks on the door, no danger seems near
Yet, all of these noises and voices I hear
Have my memory reeling

You know once we held promise, but promises are broken
Exposed by the daylight our goodbyes unspoken
Even your perfume lingers longer than you
As we walk out into morning

Born Again

Like flames in the night
Born to pay off the debt
From her misspent life

First born to royalty
Her soul grew dark
On the backs of others
She left her mark

She was been born again - to pay for past sins
Born again - her soul’s too thin
She was born again - to right the wrongs
Born again to fight the strong

No amount of Mercy
No amount of Charity
Born to live and die for a thousands years

Let them eat cake
Those were her words once
Inside her the demons
That time would confront

Bad Karma’s punishment is
Worse than the guillotine
Marie Antoinette hasn’t
Let loose her final screams

Diggin' This Hole

I been digging the same damn hole
Ever since we met
I been diggin the same damn hole
My bodies drenched with sweat

I drive all night through the desert
Sand bites my cheek
I see light through the tunnel
The hole his getting too deep

I been digging this hole for you
I been digging this hole
I spent a lifetime digging this hole for you
I spent lifetime digging this hole

I kiss the devil good morning
He made a deal for me
He got me on this treadmill
He don't ever wanna set me free

Oswald Acted Alone

He knows she can hear him talking 
at her back as she moves through the house
his voice echoes off of the floor
just wind through the trees

He can hear her boot heels moving
says she's going out
then stops right by the door
and pulls out her keys

Neil Armstrong walked on the moon
Oswald acted alone
There are no UFO's over New Mexico
and Marilyn died by the phone

Can't remember just how it started
Like so many times before
Something left unsaid
or maybe undone

And now he just looks at her
and she stares cold at the floor
the words spin around in his head
she turns and is gone

Chorus

She slips behind the wheel
closes the door too hard
revs the engine too high
turns the radio loud

He doesn't know what to feel
always playing the same old card
Her Ford backs out of the driveway
A familiar sound

Don't Shoot Me Down

Here I am, crashed out in this bar
This drink my only prop
Morning’s still a long ways off
Does it matter if I stop?

I won’t swim in the deep end of your ocean
I won’t let you shoot me down
I’m flying Kamikaze through the evening
Don’t shoot me down

chorus
Don’t shoot me down
There’s no one here to watch my wing
Don’t shoot me down
There no one here to feel the sting or hear the sound
Don’t shoot me down

I’m not looking for dogfight in the blue sky
‘Cuz I’m damaged from a thousand other flights
Rose petals spiral ever downward
Don’t shoot me down

I been praying for some safe haven
A place to rest my bones
Won’t you let me in for a landing?
St. Christopher will see me home

Chorus

These damn wheels just won’t come down
I’m spinning like the moon up in the sky
Are those landing lights off in the distance?
Maybe it’ll be all right
Tell me it’ll be all right

Lake Poncetrain

I'm headed down to Lake Poncetrain
Doing 85 on the interstate

Wind whipping through the windows
250 miles to go

I can still hear your voice whisper in my ear,
"Don't you forget me, my dear"


I'm headed down to Lake Poncetrain
Nobody there knows my name

I left so many years ago
Most folks are too young to know

I can still hear your voice whisper in my ear,
"Don't you forget me, my dear"

The leaves were falling from the trees
As dead as you were to me

I still see the look on your face
As I watched you slip beneath the waves

I can still hear her voice linger in my ear,
"Don't you remember, my dear?"

Autumn's Cold Tongue

Well it’s Clang Clang Clang,
I bang out my song
on your wind chimes
In time with beat of decay

Roses lay frozen
Asleep in their beds
Dreaming of springtime
But feeling so dead

There’s a cold wind that blows
>From the north end of town
Summer she slumbers
Passed out like a clown

Autumn’s cold tongue
She leaves not a trace
Of a thousand warm nights
That once kissed your face

And I’ll drink from a snifter
Of rust flavored rain
I’ll dry out the hillsides
As I’ll choke the terrain

And it’s Snap Snap Snap
I’ve broken the back
Of another young tree
Freed now some the suns tyranny

Chasing the shadows
Inside the barn
Cracking the heirlooms
That were left at the farm

There’s hard frost that hangs
Over this city of tents
Now I believe
That summer’s been spent

Red Heart Valentine

Love hearts and impure thoughts
It’s another Valentines Day
Winter washed the colors
From your bouquet

Diamonds and rubies
The symbols of our sad affair
Both born out of fire white-hot
Both so rare

Now when the sun slowly sets
We’ll watch the colors fade away into darkness
Everything gets pale before it dies
So here’s a bright red valentine

Solo / bridge

A murder of crows
So black against the sky
An omen perhaps
That this love will die


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