If you're prudish, easily offended, judgemental, think you know what's best for other people and aren't afraid to say so, then you've got the skills necessary to be a successful Internet censor!
And best of all, you can censor the Internet from home! If you're a home schooling mother, or, if you're holed up in your armed compound and surrounded by federal agents, this is the perfect work-at-home opportunity! You can even censor the Internet while listening to Rush Limbaugh!
Yes, folks, you can earn big money just by imposing your intolerant and narrow-minded opinions on the entire Internet community. So don't miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to stifle free speech on this new communication medium!
Call now, 1-999-CENSOR-USA, and get started today on a new career as
an Internet censor!
Parody lyrics copyright 1996 William Ross
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