The Queen's Proclamation:Apiculture Is Happy Culture
Apiculture Is Happy Culture
To Our Loyal Subjects -- BuzzerKind, BeastKind and HumanKind: Before We report on the areas of importance to all of you, Our Royal Gratitude goes out to those of you on Earth Internet who have Emailed me with letters of support and appreciation. I am unable at this time, to offer seminars on the managing of humans, but I will accept the beautiful achievement award from the Software Professional Association of Managers. S.P.A.M. will forever be dear to Our Royal Heart.
As many of you know by now, the Urban Hives Project has had a setback, due to the treason of waxware engineers. They appear to have purposely designed a Hive susceptible to RoseMoth infestation. The damage appears to be irreversible.
As Providence would have it, one of the main worries with respect to the Urban Hives, has been solved, in large part due to humans who have volunteered to become honey-storage vessels, rather than having their lifespans downlengthened.
Prototype technology is even now being demonstrated in the NorthPort Harbor. Having crossed the barrier of human privacy rights, We already have begun to reap the benefit of Human Gastric systems, and their enormous ability to digest and store honey.
Free of the need to store honey, hives of the future will be smaller, and can be developed in much shorter times, thanks to our selfless human Bees. Remember to treat them kindly when you sip from their lips, for they are our future, and honey is theirs. And no doubt Our Royal Bee Counters will not rest, until Total Queen Management reigns over the remaining, untapped human privacies.
STAND UP AND BEE COUNTED!
FOR TOTAL QUEEN MANAGEMENT!
