Declaration of Total Management by the Queen
In Defense of Apiculture
To Our Loyal Subjects -- BuzzerKind, BeastKind and HumanKind: With Our Royal Attentions directed to the rebellion in the Southern Enclave, some have taken this as a time of weakness, and have sought to season rebellion with anarchies of their own.
I would remind those Wolves that have helped certain microbees to find their citizenship among the night whisperings of InterNet Chat, that We are Queen of Apiculture before Queen of KinterSylvania, and that it is only at the begging of Humans and Beasts that we have organized their poverties and disease into processes whose outcomes are sweet and savory.
You would dare renounce Queen? So be it! We will withhold our Royal Medical Care, then, and will not again let you obtain it until the Beast Population has experienced a downward enhancement in its numbers, of 50%, and the Humans likewise have been fractionally multiplied to a leaner, 40% of current numbers.
Neither will be accepted back into the Hive until they have signed the Treaty of Management by the Queen.
T.M.Q. will see, at long last, the construction of human and beast housing from their own bodily products(as is the way of nature), the harvesting of foods from the bountiful resources of the regurgitated human gastric systems, and the statistical assaying of all bodily inputs and outputs by Bee counters.
History will record that it was in the reign of zzzzz'Drom, when Total Management by the Queen first came to KinterSylvania, and when in the name of Holy Manufacturing, Bee counters first lay their ledgers across the so-called Beast and Human Privacies.
FEEL THE STING OF ZZZZZ'DROM!
YOU WILL ACCEPT THE BEE COUNTERS!
